Life Stories

Anecdotes from my life people seem to enjoy.

I'm going to kill you Zason!

Childhood fun that took a wrong turn.

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Beerio Kart

The rules for turning Mario Kart for the Nintendo 64 into a drinking game.

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Buying a hatchet in Manhattan

The time I bought a hatchet at the Home Depot in midtown Manhattan.

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An unsolved, bedtime mystery from college.

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Ice Cream Tragedy

When my sweet tooth lead to an embarrassing moment at the airport.

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Once I Gave Money to a Bum

A story from my childhood explaining why I don't give money to bums.

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