Life Stories

Anecdotes from my life people seem to enjoy.

I'm going to kill you Zason!

Childhood fun that took a wrong turn.

Published in Life Stories in 2015 • 2 min read


Beerio Kart

The rules for turning Mario Kart for the Nintendo 64 into a drinking game.

Published in Life Stories in 2013 • 1 min read


Buying a hatchet in Manhattan

The time I bought a hatchet at the Home Depot in midtown Manhattan.

Published in Life Stories in 2013 • 1 min read


Drunkwalking

An unsolved, bedtime mystery from college.

Published in Life Stories in 2012 • 1 min read


Ice Cream Tragedy

When my sweet tooth lead to an embarrassing moment at the airport.

Published in Life Stories in 2012 • 1 min read


Once I Gave Money to a Bum

A story from my childhood explaining why I don't give money to bums.

Published in Life Stories in 2012 • 1 min read

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