Life Stories
Anecdotes from my life people seem to enjoy.
Beerio Kart
The rules for turning Mario Kart for the Nintendo 64 into a drinking game.
Buying a hatchet in Manhattan
The time I bought a hatchet at the Home Depot in midtown Manhattan.
Ice Cream Tragedy
When my sweet tooth lead to an embarrassing moment at the airport.
Once I Gave Money to a Bum
A story from my childhood explaining why I don't give money to bums.